WELCOME TO SPRINGFIELD, USA -THE TOWN THAT PUT THE "FUN" IN DYSFUNCTIONAL! WHETHER ENJOYING THE SHOTGUN SOCIABILITY OF MOE'S TAVERN, A CREAMED CORN-SICKLE AT THE SPRINGFIELD RETIREMENT CASTLE, THE GENE-ALTERING RADIANCE OF THE SPRINGFIELD NUCLEAR PLANT, OR THE WARM PERSPIRATION OF A KWIK-E-MART HEAT-LAMP DOG, YOU'LL ALWAYS FEEL SPECIAL IN SPRINGFIELD -THE TOWN AMERICA CALLS "SHABBY"! SO PLEASE VISIT US HERE IN SPRINGFIELD, WHERE -COMPARED TO US -YOU'RE ROYALTY!The Ultimate Simpsons Homer Gift Set. Enjoy your next beer or favorite beverage with this large frosted beer stein and fridge magnet bottle opener. You will never lose your bottle opener again! This Duff magnetic bottle opener is right next to you when you need it.
Here's To Alcohol, the cause of and the solution to all of life's problems. Drink up! Not drinking is only gonna make it worse...MMMMMM...Beer.
